Preserving Duffing Through Ignorance
Date | Event | Winner |
05-04 | Mayfly Open | Sausage |
05-11 | World Pork Expo | Billionaire |
05-18 | Cavalcade Of Morons | Toi / R.C. |
05-26 | Muskox Marathon | Billionaire |
06-01 | Stinkbug Open | Wacoff |
06-08 | Whistlepig Challenge | Pav / R.C. |
06-15 | Parade O' Crap | Pav |
06-22 | Dog Day | Parrot |
06-29 | Saniflush™ Cess | Scum |
07-06 | The Dud | Billion / Toi |
07-13 | Buick™ Asswipe | Pav |
07-20 | Chickenclit | Wacoff / Toi |
07-27 | Hose Monkey Carnival | Toi |
08-03 | Clam Vomit Shootout | Toonces |
08-10 | Jim Peterik™ Classic I | Pav |
08-17 | Injured Squirrel Charity Outing | Pav |
08-24 | The Obese Mouse | Parrot |
08-31 | Festival Of Oysters | Toi / DoDo |
09-07 | Grizzly's Wac-A-Thon™ | Sausage |
09-14 | Jim Peterik™ Classic II | Toi |
09-21 | The Deceased Fish | Toi |
09-28 | Lint | Toi |
10-05 | Leafblower Classic | Toi |
10-09 | Billion Dollar Bash | Toi |
10-19 | Procession Of Dung | Toi |
10-25 | The Mummy's Hand | Dump Ho |
10-26 | Archdiocese Of Chicago | Billionaire |
11-02 | The Halloween Open | Billionaire |
2014 Standings
1. | Toi | 163 | |
2. | Pav | 136 | |
3. | Billionaire | 128 | |
4. | Grizzly Wacoff | 88 | |
5. | Sausage | 71 | |
6. | Parrot | 60 | |
7. | Dump Ho | 41 | |
8. | R.C. | 40 | |
9. | Hairball | 38 | |
10. | Howling Dog | 30 | |
11. | DoDo | 23 | 12. | Toonces | 22 |
13. | Spineless Scum | 16 | |
14. | LambaRama | 6 | |
15. | Nyelator | 5 | |
16. | Buckets | 2 | |
- | Peter Beater | 2 | |
18. | Miss Kitty | 1 | |
- | Slaughterhouse | 1 | |
- | Buckeye | 1 | |
- | Sniper | 1 | |
1. | Oval Droppings | 134 |
2. | Baby Snjesko | 88 |
3. | Shingo | 22 |
1. | Pav | 14 |
2. | Grizzly Wacoff | 7 |
1. | Sausage | 5 |
2. | Grizzly Wacoff | 3 |