2013 Schedule

Date	Event	Winner
05-05-13	Mayfly Open	R.C.
05-12-13	Commissioner's Cup	Pav
05-19-13	Cavalcade Of Morons	Toi-Billion-Lefty
06-02-13	Stinkbug Open	Sausage-Parrot
06-09-13	Whistlepig Challenge	Parrot
06-16-13	Parade Of Crap	Pav
06-23-13	Chickenclit	Parrot
06-30-13	Saniflush Cess	Toi
07-04-13	The Dud	Parrot
07-07-13	Obese Mouse	Pav
07-14-13	Buick™ Asswipe	Pav
07-21-13	Dog Day	Howling Dog
07-28-13	Hose Monkey Carnival	Toi
08-04-13	Clam Vomit Shootout	Toonces
08-11-13	Jim Peterik Classic	Toi-Sausage
08-18-13	Injured Squirrel Charity Outing	Toi
09-01-13	Grizzly's Wac-A-Thon	Pav
09-02-13	The Diseased Opossum	Pav
09-08-13	Festival Of Oysters	Sausage
09-15-13	QVC Shopping Classic	Parrot
09-22-13	Lint	Toi
09-29-13	The Deceased Fish	Parrot
10-06-13	Billion Dollar Bash	Toi
10-13-13	David's Happy Dance	Parrot
10-20-13	Archdiocese Of Chicago	Sausage
10-27-13	The Halloween Open	Parrot

2013 Final Standings

DOTY

1.	Tee Time Toi	137
-	Pav	137
2.	Parrot	128
3.	Grizzly Wacoff	98
4.	Sausage	83
5.	Howling Dog	79
6.	Billionaire	73
7.	Hairball	55
8.	Spineless Scum	37
9.	Toonces	29
10.	Nyelator	26
11.	R.C.	25
12.	Dump Ho	18
13.	DePlume	14
-	Pike Tool-Tool	14
14.	Lefty	8
-	Infield Dirt	8
15.	Boneless Shrimp	7
16.	Lamb Slit	4
17.	Wondy	2
-	Sniper	2
-	NøDick Veegay	2
-	Sgt. Smegma	2
18.	DoDo Doyle	1

POTY

1.	Oval Droppings	156
2.	Baby Snjesko	120
3.	Shingo	72
4.	Drop Zone	6

PDB 1

1.	Pav	11
2.	Grizzly Wacoff	3

     

PDB 2

1.	Sausage	5
2.	Grizzly Wacoff	1